"Steam-cycle makes it sound like it gets difficult stains out of fabrics," I say, giving it a look over, trying to decide what an appropriate name for the contraption is.

As contraptions go, I'm pretty proud of it. Working within the constaints of the time period, we still have something that will run pretty well.

I think. I'm pretty sure. It should hold up.

"We could always call it the Bartmobile."